Noah
RealCock Noah is a compact, ultra-realistic dildo designed for natural feel and effortless control. Sculpted with smooth contours, lifelike proportions, and subtle texturing, Noah delivers authentic realism in a balanced, approachable size that feels intuitive from the first use.
| Insertable Length | 5-1/4″ |
|---|---|
| Widest Circumference | 5-7/8″ |
| Diameter | 1-7/8″ |
| Total Length | 6-1/8″ |
Why Our Silicone Is Safe
Every RealCock dildo is crafted from FDA-grade platinum-cured silicone, the same material standard used in medical implants and surgical instruments. Unlike TPE or PVC toys that contain harmful plasticizers and degrade over time, our platinum silicone is non-porous, odorless, and maintains its softness and structure through years of regular use.
- FDA-grade platinum silicone
- ISO 10993 biocompatibility tested
- 100% phthalate-free
- RoHS compliant
- Prop 65 compliant
Always use with a water-based lubricant to preserve the surface integrity of your toy.
Return Policy
We want you to be completely satisfied with your RealCock purchase. If you are not happy with your order for any reason, please contact us within 14 days of delivery and we will make it right.
Due to the intimate nature of our products, we are unable to accept returns on opened or used items. Unopened products in original packaging are eligible for a full refund or exchange.
For damaged, defective, or incorrect items, we will provide a free replacement or full refund with no questions asked.
To start a return or exchange, contact us at sales@realcocktoys.com with your order number and we will guide you through the process.
USAGE GUIDE
How to use Noah
Preparation and Lubrication
Clean before first use
Wash Noah with warm water and mild unscented soap. Rinse thoroughly and pat dry. Platinum silicone is non-porous and won't harbour bacteria when cleaned properly.
Use water-based lubricant only
Always use water-based lubricant with platinum silicone toys. Silicone-based lubricants can degrade the surface texture over time.
Apply generously
Apply lube to both yourself and the product. More is always better. The Sil-Slide outer layer responds beautifully to adequate lubrication.
⚠️ Never use silicone-based, oil-based, or petroleum lube with silicone toys. Water-based only.
Cleaning & Storage
Clean after every use
Wash with warm water and mild soap immediately after use. For deep sanitisation, platinum silicone can be boiled for 3 minutes or placed in the top rack of a dishwasher (no detergent).
Dry completely before storage
Pat dry with a clean lint-free cloth. Ensure it's fully dry before storing to prevent any moisture build-up. Air dry for 10–15 minutes after wiping down.
Store in the included pouch
Store Noah in the satin storage pouch included with your order. Keep away from other silicone toys (silicone can bond with other silicone), and store at room temperature away from direct sunlight.
Temperature Play
Warming Noah
Place in warm (not boiling) water for 5–10 minutes before use. The platinum silicone retains heat beautifully, adding another dimension of realism to the experience.
Cooling Noah
For a different sensation, place in cool water or the refrigerator (not freezer) for a few minutes. Always test temperature on your inner wrist before use.
⚠️ Never use microwave or direct heat sources. Always test temperature before use.
Frequently Asked Questions
We believe great experiences start with informed choices. Here are the answers to what our customers ask most.
What type of user is Noah designed for?
Noah is a compact, ultra-realistic dildo with 5.25″ insertable length and 1.875″ diameter, best for beginners ready for more than starter sizes, or intermediate users who prefer shorter length. Multiple reviewers note it's a great fit for couples introducing a toy for the first time.
What makes Noah's design different from other RealCock Toys beginner options?
Noah is Vac-U-Lock compatible, meaning it integrates directly with the RealCock Toys harness system and machine attachments without needing an adapter. This future-proofs your purchase if you ever want to expand to strap-on or machine play.
Reviewers mention Noah works well for couples how so?
Noah's approachable size makes it less intimidating for partnered use, while lifelike texturing still delivers a meaningful experience. One reviewer shared: "The size is approachable for beginners, and the overall experience feels very close to the real thing."
Is $149 a fair price for Noah's size?
What you're paying for isn't just size, it's hand-sculpted FDA-grade platinum silicone, individual hand-finishing, biocompatibility testing, and discreet US-based shipping. Cheaper toys in this size range are typically porous TPE or PVC that break down over time.
Does Noah have a suction base and harness support?
Yes. Noah has a strong suction base for hands-free play and is compatible with both O-ring harnesses and the Vac-U-Lock system, punching well above its size in versatility.












